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Reign in Blonde [noun; plural] - Two tall, blonde chicks who bring the metal.ROLL CALL
Julia
Scorpio, 21
LIKES: Lamb of God, Jagermeister, female-fronted metal, beardos & broccoli. See also: UVTV.
Elise
Leo, 23
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Remember when we told you about new band Evanescence The Fallen We Are The Fallen? Well here’s the update. First of all, they had to change their name to “We Are The Fallen” because in true rock tradition, the name The Fallen was already taken. But now their song “Bury Me Alive” is streaming in full on their MySpace, along with a video addressing peoples “concerns” about the band (seen above).
Here’s the thing: The song is not bad, not even a little bit… that is, if you’ve never heard Evanescence before. While it’s a good song, it is SO straight up Evanescence it’s ridiculous. Every single aspect of the song is exactly what Ev was to a T. Quit playing games WATF, you’re not a new band, you just replaced your chick singer; with another chick singer that looks and sounds exactly like your old one. PLUS:
WATF, I wish you the best of luck. You see, I want to like you but I just can’t. It’s like buying booze- it’s the same basic thing, but are you gonna go with the cheap shit or the good stuff. This girl don’t do Barton’s.
-Julia
HORSE the Band have just unveiled their new ‘official video’ for “TMNT” on their MySpace blog. I’ve been sitting here for the past half hour or so trying to wrap my head around it. Ohhh HTB, thank you for reminding me how hilariously retarded you are. <3
Does anyone know what video this actually is? WTF language is that?
-Elise

Kudos, KsE. You got me to spend a couple more dollars on you and opt for the Special Edition of your new album. But really, I’ll cough up the cash for a couple more songs and a DVD. I’m down as long as I’m not disappointed. My brothers in metal, I am NOT disappointed!
My only qualm about it is that it’s a second self-titled LP. But in reality I don’t really give a shit. To me, a good album is one that brings something new to the table, while still staying true to the sound that made them and continues to make them who they are as a band. A good balance of sticking with what you know, and taking risks. I’ll go ahead and say that Killswitch is the leader of the pack when it comes to quality vocal melodies in melodies. I love screaming as much as clean vocals, but only some vocalists can do both equally well. The melodies on this record are like buttah, and they stand out without sacrificing the heaviness of the rest of the band.
IN SHORT: You like Killswitch Engage? Buy this album. Think you might like Killswitch Engage? Buy this album. Hate Killswitch Engage? Then why are you still reading this?
-Julia
Not all Air-Activities are created equal.
I gave a massive eye-roll to the Air-Guitarists of the world, yesterday. But that doesn’t mean all charade-like hobbies are completely douche-tastic. This is a video from the 2009 Air Sex World Championships, of contestant Cock-a-licious, from the LA stop on the tour. While his form might not be completely on point, his soundtrack most definitely is.
Keep rockin’ HARD, dude.
[Link via Metal Hammer]
-Elise
Ya know….you’d think that one super influential metal band covering another mega influential hardcore punk band could turn out pretty good, but….no such luck. I can’t believe a Refused song has actually managed to make Anthrax seem boring. There’s just not the same ridiculous, manic energy as those silly Swedes. I’m going to listen to the REAL THING now…
This will apparently be on Anthrax’s new album. I’m sure the rest of it won’t be too great, either. They should just tour playing old shit and call it a day.
If I only had a dollar for every time I’ve seen Scott Ian on TMZ on TV…..
If I only had a dollar for every time I’ve heard someone say “If I only had a dollar for…”
[via Deciblog & MetalSucks]
-Elise
THIS will keep me busy for HOURS. GET IT, XBox!
-Julia

Three easy steps to create [what would be] the worst night of my life:
This is precisely what happened to over 800 unlucky people, yesterday. Good thing I wasn’t one of them. I have already expressed my dislike for Rock of Ages and that damn Journey song that I cannot escape no matter what the hell I do…but I’m really over this whole air guitar thing, too. Maybe I’m just being a ‘Negative Nancy.’ :/
I’ve always been more of an air drummer, and lately, an air keyboardist. (Even during songs that have no keyboard in them.)
-Elise

The always funny McSweeney’s has a list of Heavy Metal Board Games.
Whitesnakes and Ladders
Motley Clue
Twister Sister
Black Scrabbleth
Guns ‘N Risk
Slaynium
Jenga Priest
AC/cheesi
Hungry Hungry Skid Rows
Steppengories
Hmmm….what else could I add?
Feel free to add your own. Bonus points if you can think of one for Candy Land! Big thanks to ShadowBanker from the Ecocomics blog for sending this my way.
-Elise

A woman in upstate New York, who is a die-hard fan of WRRV (the rock radio station Julia and I used to intern for) sent this awesome ultrasound picture to the morning DJ. She claims to have been listening to WRRV throughout her pregnancy, and apparently, the baby digs it. He’s flashing the horns IN THE WOMB!
Maybe when he’s born he’ll pop out screaming doom vocals. Maybe he’ll like Dying Fetus. Heyyooooooooooooo
-Elise