September 2009
60 posts
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GOD I LOVE THIS STUFF
Have I mentioned my love for Jager? WELL, I love it.
If you’ve ever been to a bar in your life, you most likely seen one of these:
Pretty cool, no complaints about it. You can even get one of your own! That is, if you feel like spending MAD dollars on something that… pours. Although, it’s still a little pricey, behold a much BETTER alternative: The Jagermeister COOLER
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August 2009
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DEAR DIRGE WITHIN,
Might I suggest some Head & Shoulders? Amongst other things.
Good luck, or whatever…
-Elise
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LET THE MAN REST IN PEACE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
As if Kurt Cobain hasn’t been rolling in his grave enough in the past few years… with Courtney Love being a freakin money grubbing WACKO, daughter Frances Bean walking around as his evil twin, and Krist Noveselic’s balding head (get it, Elise?)… he’s probably rolled his way to Detroit by now. The last thing he probably wanted was to be made into a video game.
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'CAUSE TEXTING IS SOOOOOO BRUTAL
Speaking of tizzies, apparantly people are up in arms about a anti-texting-while-driving PSA from across the pond. Folks are saying that the vid is way too graphic and gory. Based on all the above, I couldn’t not watch it and see what it was all about, and because I’m feeling extra giving today, here it is for your viewing pleasure:
Now, here’s the thing- all you really...
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SING IT. SHRED IT. GET IT.
This recent post on GraphJam has gotten into a bit of a tizzy. Damn…do you people really have us all figured out?
Here is the entire list of everyone Julia and I have ever referred to on this site as a “hot metal dude”:
Mark Morton (Lamb of God)
Anders Friden (In Flames)
Dave Peters (Throwdown)
Kerry King (Slayer)
Zakk Wylde (Ozzy)
Scott Ian (Anthrax)
Mike...
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BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
I have what you might call a mild hatred towards Perez Hilton. The guy is just annoying, can’t spell, and never knows what the hell he is talking about. (It’s respectively, dummy.) However, I support the crap out of him as a gay American. (That’s pageant language for those who don’t know.) Anyway, in honor of his new music tour, Ms. Hilton has launched this new...
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A ROCKIN' ROMANCE?
FYI: Any movie whose trailer begins with a twee-riffic actress declaring her love for The Smiths….is not a movie for me.
This weekend I came across an article from the LA Times about the “indie hit,” 500 Days of Summer. The key point, being:
“We always felt that every relationship has a soundtrack,” said Scott Neustadter, who co-wrote the film with Michael H....
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EDIBLE ODERUS
Last week, I sang the praises of my new favorite metal site: Metalcakes. So since I (unfortunately) had to go to visit my parents’ house for the second weekend in a row, I decided to turn up the fun by trying out one of Kathy’s recipes. I chose the the Gwar Scumcakes of the Universe. I’m not even a huge Gwar fan, generally, but this recipe seemed to be the most chocolate-y,...
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MISS NORWAY IS MIS-INFORMED
Elise and I are WAY stoked for the Miss Universe pageant tonight. It’s the ultimate in pageantry- I mean, HELLOOOO Miss UNIVERSE here. While we wait and see whether or not our own Miss Usa falls during the evening gown competition for the third year in a row (see also: Thing 1 and Thing 2), there’s another element to this competition that sets it apart from all others: THE...
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TOP 5 CELEBRITIES THAT SHOULD BE METALHEADS
Ever meet someone new and think to yourself “God, this person is so awesome/chill/hot, but… if only they were into metal. Then they’d be perfect!”? I know that this happens to me quite a bit, especially when I meet you dudes. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve met great guys- tall, bearded, mysterious… and then they say “I’m really into...
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THE BR00TAL TR00TH - GARY
Get ya hot nuts, here! It’s time for yet another installment of THE BR00TAL TR00TH, and boy did we get it this time. Today, we have zeroed in on MetalSucks’ spring chicken Gary Suarez, to hash over true party music, his “favorite” albums of this century, as well as his impeccable sense of fashion. Check out his posts on MetalSucks. Follow him on Twitter. Go read some...
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READ THIS BOOK. KTHANKS.
Yes, I can read, you assholes…
I finally got my hands on Do The Devil’s Work For Him- for some odd reason it was very hard to find in stores so I had to order it from Amazon- and basically…
IF YOU’RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW AND WANT TO WORK IN THIS MUSIC INDUSTRY, BUY. THIS. BOOK.
I was lucky enough to meet Ms. Sciarretto at the Metal Insiders Summit this past April...
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WUSSY WEDNESDAY - 8/19/09
Since I believe I’ve been showing my wussiness in spades as of late- from my previous WW’s to my lame-o lack of blogging- I’m going to go easy on you and myself this week by being just wussy enough without overdoing it.
Here’s the deal: At my job we normally listen to your typical “80’s, 90’s and today” “lite” FM kinda station. I have...
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RiB PARENTS: HOW BRUTAL ARE THEY REALLY?
If you read our FAQ’s, you know that we are frequently asked if we like metal because of our parents. That’s a big NO from both of us. However, I’ve noticed of as late that at least my parents aren’t as “un-metal” as I’ve always considered them. Maybe I don’t give them enough credit… Here’s my evidence:
Dad
Had (“had” in the...
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HEY SWEET THANG, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Holy f’ing shit you guys. I’ve previously mentioned on here my love for baking and how I wanted to devise a recipe for ‘Black Metal Cake,’ (or really any metal sub genre). Well, guess what? IT EXISTS!
Metalcakes is a baking blog ran by a lovely lady by the name of Kathy Bejma from Chicago. She creates cupcake recipes inspired by all of her favorite bands including:...
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TOP 5 INAPPROPRIATE WEDDING SONGS
I’m going to a wedding tomorrow, and at first I pondered the idea of doing a list of my own preferred wedding songs. But since I’m not one of those wackjobs who pick out baby names when they don’t even have a boyfriend, I decided against it. Let’s face it, besides a few classics, metal is really not suited for the first day of marital bliss. Your parents are there,...
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...TOO EARLY FOR METAL?
I’m really getting used to this whole “post grad full-time job” thing (is that good or bad?). Part of this routine is a rather long subway ride first thing in the morning and early in the evening. It kinda goes without saying that after a long and completely unmetal day I look forward to listening to some brutal tunes on the way home as a means to relax. But what about in the...
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WUSSY WEDNESDAY - 8/12/09
I tell ya, kids. I have never owned an item of clothing that has started more conversations than my Tom Jones t-shirt. At the Pig Destroyer show (almost 2 weeks ago, now), Julia and I ran into some of the dudes outside the venue, who of course, questioned my motives: “Is that meant to be…ironic?” To set the record straight, NO. I absolutely love Tom Jones!
The guys...
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ANOTHER RANDOM TOUR LINEUP
What the hell is going on in the tour universe? First we had the strange (but still alright) Satyricon lineup for the fall, and now this:
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, SHADOWS FALL, OTEP, 2 CENTS
Five Finger Death Punch (ehh)
Shadows Fall (I’d dig it)
Otep (The opposite of 5FDP?)
2 Cents (…who?)
Seriously, who is putting these shows together? Are we just sticking band names in a hat...
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STOP IT, TEENYBOPPERS
Really, will someone explain to me the appeal of Kristen Stewart?
I personally refuse to get into any book series that has a cult-like following. I’ve never touched The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and definitely haven’t gone anywhere near Twilight. Kristen Stewart was seen at the Teen Choice Awards last night (so sad I didn’t catch THAT one) wearing this metal-esque...
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WHERE'S OZZY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
Last night I got attacked by a bat. I’m serious. Good thing I have two killer cats at home and they eventually took care of it, but it was scary. EVEN METALHEADS GET SCARED SOMETIMES.
But it got me thinking. There are quite a few animal references in metal, but does anyone else think that it’s kinda weird that there aren’t more bat references? They are pretty dark and evil and...
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BIRTHDAY DEATHDAY
Except not so much on the Deathday. BUT…
IT’S ELISE’S BIRTHDAY TODAY SO EVERYONE SAY NICE THINGS :)
On another note, I’ve been slacking this week cause of my move to Brooklyn and such. I won’t have internet until tomorrow, (currently sitting in a Starbucks in Harlem using WiFi. Why Harlem? Don’t ask) and then I’ll be back commenting on stupid shit and...
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SPOTTED: E&J SWEATING WITH FREEMASONS
I wasn’t going to bother doing a post on this since, I’m not a particularly vain person…not to mention the fact that we both look pretty disgusting in this picture. (It was about 150 degrees in that joint.) But to whoever this is…thanks! We now feel totally validated. Just imagine how we look on a good day!
You’re all totally jealous of my Tom Jones...
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WUSSY WEDNESDAY - 8/5/09
It’s my turn this Wednesday, and BOY am I a WUSS.
This week I feature one of the most depressing albums ever recorded, but as always I have a story behind it all. Lo and behold: Beck, Sea Change.
The story here is this: my junior year of college I had to take two semesters of studio recording and live concert recording. (Don’t ask me to record a demo for you, I still can’t wrap my head...
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MEGAN IN THE HAUUUUSERMAN
So Megan Wants a Millionaire made its big premiere this past Sunday on VH1. You may know Megan from the second season of Rock of Love, and Charm School, and as that bitch that Sharon Osbourne threw her drink on. Well, since VH1 is on a roll, why not give this ho her own show too?
I only caught the last 20 min or so, but I got the gist. Also, they repeat this crap 20 billion times, so I’m...
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WHAT I LEARNED IN COLLEGE
Well kids, it’s August 4th already and The Gathering will soon be upon us….well, not me, but it will be for the majority of White Trash America. So if you’re sick of watching that damn infomercial that we all love so much, I’ve dug up some other material for you.
In college I took your typical ‘Intro to Media’ blah blah whatever bullshit. One day, I entered...
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PIG DESTROYER RULE & ATREYU BLOW: THINGS YOU...
Well, like many others have already stated, Pig Destroyer thoroughly rocked a large, sweaty crowd this weekend. Still glowing from it all, I have returned to my work week late (I played hooky yesterday), and have now been bombarded by news about the upcoming Atreyu album and tour. Anyone who has ever spoken to me, has probably heard my bitchfest about the time when I got stuck watching that...
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OMG OMG LOG!
LAMB OF GOD IS PLAYING WITH GWAR AND JOB FOR A COWBOY ON SEPTEMBER 22 IN MONTCLAIR, JERSEY. THIS HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE AN EFFING AMAZING SHOW AND I NEED TO GO. Who’s with me???
-Julia
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PIGS DESTROYED? CHECK.
Last night was the big show in Brooklyn, and boy did we have a good time. So good of a time that I managed to only have about one and a half drinks and now my head is hurting. Here’s a quick recap of what else happened:
We learned that the Brooklyn Masonic Temple would be a much cooler venue if it was in fact, cooler. HOT. AS. BALLS.
BUT, the BMT earned extra points for letting anyone and...