December 2010
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IS THIS MIKE PATTON IMPRESSION AS 'AMAZING' AS IT...
The voice, the eyebrow movements, the shrugging, the facial hair…it’s all there. And this guy so accurately depicts Mike Patton as a slight dick. Pretty understandable, though. Let’s face it: Patton has a lot of idiot fans. ::Looks at self:: But hey, we’re at least better than the Dimebag dumdums. High five! -Elise
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WHO IS THE PANTY RAID OF THE YEAR 2010??
We figured it’d only be right to finish off this bit the right way. So….let’s refresh your memories as to who invaded our space this year: — Mr. January: Rich Hall <— He started this thing! — Mr. February: Sergeant D <— He gave you girly advice! — Mr. March: Daniel Cairns <— He made fun of you guys! — Mr. April: Islander...
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CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
Not that I’d know or anything. But I at least got a day off from work yesterday. Christianity’s good for something, I guess. Elise Navidad! -Elise
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CHECK OUT MY FAV TWEEN JAMZ 2K10 ON...
Yup, I’m causing more tween mayhem on your favorite blog, Stuff You Will Hate. Check out what tween hits I was digging this year, and be sure to share yours!
Click here to see my list.
-Elise
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ELISE'S BEST OF 2010
Don’t ice me, fool. Why am I writing this? You’ve already scrolled down to my #1, didn’t see The Ocean or any Profound Snore bands, rolled your eyes and x’d out the window. Well gee golly, I gotta fill this space with something. So uhh, yeah….2010, what a hoot. A lot was gained in terms of love, friendships, and new interests, but an increased appreciation for metal?...
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JULIA'S BEST OF 2010
It’s cliched, I know, but this year really did go by quick. Let’s see, last year at this time I was freshly back home with my parents (if I remember correctly, I finished my end of the year list the very night that I packed up out of Brooklyn and came home), and trying to decide my next move. I know that I promised a lot more writing this year, and that I...
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ANGELA GOSSOWSKI'S TOP HOWEVER MANY ALBUMS I HAD...
Oh hai, 2011. You crept up fast. This year was…interesting. Metalwise, there were some great albums, but honestly, not enough for me to make a full top 10. Listen, I can hear you bitching right now. Stop it. Shut-up. Why do I only have 7 albums? Well it’s not because I don’t believe there were 10 great albums this year, it’s the fact that I just didn’t get to listen to every fucking thing...
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CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS ARE METAL... OR PLASTIC
Found this little gem around the interwebs just now and I must have it. Reminds me that I need to start collecting some ornaments so I can make my own little mish-moshed metal Xmas tree someday. I don’t think I’d mind putting these on my tree either:
How do you put the metal into YOUR holiday cheer?
-Julia
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MORE HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR THE MUSIC LOVER IN YOUR...
I must say, I gave Mr. Suarez’s holiday gift guide an uproarious applause yesterday. But lately I’ve been obsessed with this website UncommonGoods.com, and they definitely have a few good music-related gift options, including these guitar string bracelets ($10) pictured above. I would wear these myself, but I don’t play guitar, so it seems kind of dumb. But if another ladypal...
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PANTY RAID! MR DECEMBER IS… GARY SUAREZ OF...
Ahhh, Christmas: that magical time of year when we celebrate the birth of Jesus by arguing over whether or not Wal-Mart greeters should be allowed to say Happy Holidays. Now if, like me, you’ve got metalheads in your family—filthy, vile creatures—and you want to make sure you do right by them this Yule-tide season. So here am I—America’s greatest living music...