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THE CREATORS


Julia

Scorpio, 24

reigninjulia@gmail.com

LIKES: Lamb of God, margaritas, beardos, reality TV crap, & sour gummy bears. See also: UVTV.

Julia's Best of 2009
Julia's Best of 2010

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Elise

Leo, 26


reigninelise@gmail.com

LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, tweenz & The Shaggs.

Elise's Best of 2009
Elise's Best of 2010

Click here to read Elise's posts.

METAL ELITE

About.com Heavy Metal
Baroque Bleak Brutal
Bazillion Points Blog
Belly Full of Hell
Blabbermouth
Blood and Shutter
Brave Words
Brooklyn Vegan
BUDDYHEAD
BUZZGRINDER
Crustcake
The Daily Swarm
The Deciblog
Demon Pigeon
English Waffle
Faith No More 2.0
Frantik Mag
The Gauntlet
Hard Rock Chick
Headbangers Blog
hearwax.
The Heaviest Matter of the Universe
Hipsters Out of Metal!
Illogical Contraption
Invisible Oranges
Lambgoat
The Metal Crew
Metal For All
Metal Hammer
Metal Injection
Metal Inquisition
Metal Insider
Metal Underground
Metalcakes
MetalSucks
The Necro Files
NO CLEAN SINGING
NO YOKO NO
Noisecreep
The Number of the Blog
Piercing Metal
The PRP
Raise Your Horns to Asgarth
Road Runner Idiot
Rock-a-Rolla
SHADOWS FAIL
Showered and Blue-Blazered
SkullsNBones
SMN News
Spinelanguage
Stubbadub
Sunyata Mindful of Metal
To Eleven
Thrash Hits
UVTV
WHIPLASH! HEAVY! METAL!
Zena Metal

OTHER SITES WE LIKE

Absolute Punk
And Now an Update
BACONJEW
B L O G U E
Consequence of Sound
Ecocomics
Gawker
Geekologie
GREAT BURGER CONQUEST
Hipster Wife Hunting
Idolator
Jezebel
McSweeney's
Runaway Theologian
Stuff You Will Hate
Topless Robot
Vote For the Worst






Rock Blog Directory

LONG TIME NO SEE

      

   Oh hey, remember me? I used to (co)run this little website. Where the hell have we been?!?

   Yes, it’s been over to a year since either Elise or I posted anything. Yes, that blows. There are no good excuses, just explinations. But before I go near that territory, I just want to say this: “Hi. I’ve missed you. I needed the time off, but now I’m back, I’m good, and I’m ready to start this thang up again.”
   So, where the hell have we been? Since you last heard from us, we both have tackled a plethora of intense shit (good and bad) in our personal lives. Jobs, relationships, friendships, travel, family… Stuff that we needed to handle on our own. When it came to running Reign in Blonde, it just got to a point where we were creating unnecessary stressors in our lives that eventually ran us down. When we first started the site, we truly thought it would just be a fun little thing that MAYBE our friends and family would read and get a little kick out of. We never expected for it to take off quite like it did, and while having so many readers and so much attention was extremely exciting & flattering, after a year and a half of trying to keep up it just got too hard. It put strains on our personal lives, and possibly the most unexpected negative turn it could take- it put a major strain on our friendship. We were now living 300 miles apart and thus, never getting to hang out and hardly getting to talk to each other, and trying to remain as close as we were WHILE trying to be “business partners” and run this site was just to much to handle. RiB went from something we started together to do for fun, to something we both resented, felt overwhelmed by, and something that torn us apart. If you ask me, that sounds like the exact opposite of “fun”
   Now, this next part is speaking for me and only me- Elise has expressed that she is not interested in keeping up with RiB at this time (but like you I’m sure, I’m hoping that eventually the spark reignites in her as well)- just because I haven’t been writing doesn’t mean I haven’t been thinking about Reign in Blonde. I think about it constantly. Every day. Not only was writing a lot of fun, but it was a distraction from the negatives of everyday, real world, grown-up shit. The one thing that hasn’t changed (and this makes me proud I must admit) is that my love for metal and heavy music hasn’t faltered. Not at all, not even a little bit. Although I haven’t been present on the interwebs, I’ve been keeping up with new releases and metal news just the same as I was when I was writing all the time. And at my core, I’m still the same Julia who blasts Behemoth and Slayer from her car to and from the grocery store wearing leggings and a v-neck t-shirt.
   In a way, I feel like Reign in Blonde was my sobriety and I’ve fallen off the wagon. I understand that I may not have as many readers as before, that some of you might have just said “Fuck it” and moved on to other blogs/news sites. That’s ok. But I’m asking for your metaphorical support to bring me back to life (Not an Evanescence reference I swear, just unintentional cheesiness).
   So what do you say? Shall we give this another go? I can’t guarantee regularity- I WANT to write as often as possible, but sometimes shit just gets in the way, but I will be making the effort to write as much as I can, whether that be several times a day or once a week. I can’t promise anything, but if I make someone smile or laugh or think once in a while, thats all the motivation I need to keep going. 
   Let’s do this.

KOME TO KRAZY FEST!

We now interupt this blog-that-I-don’t-really-update-anymore to bring you a very special message from some very nice people putting together a festival down in Louisville, KY. This may or may not be up the alley of most of the people who happen to read this blog, but definitely worth mentioning as far as I’m concerned.

Krazy Fest will be held May 20-22, 2011 at Expo 5 in Louisville, KY. This festival used to be annual in the late 90s/early 00s, but was forced to go on hiatus for a few years….until now! I’ve personally never attended a Krazy Fest (Kentucky is a bit of a haul for me), but it’s definitely been home to some (from what I’ve heard—pretty superb) performances from bands I like such as Dillinger, Coalesce, etc.

What makes Krazy Fest truly special this year in particular are rare appearances by Cave In and Coalesce. (Both bands don’t do much extensive touring anymore.) There is also the reunion of emo “gods” Hot Rod Circuit. This will be their first time playing in a few years. I’d assume most of this readership doesn’t dig this sort of thing, but Hot Rod were always one of my personal favorites from that genre. To my knowledge, they have not scheduled any other appearances besides this one. So if you *are* a fan, getting down Krazy Fest might be pretty crucial.

Other than that, I’m pretty fond of A Great Big Pile of Leaves, Title Fight, Hot Water Music, Bouncing Souls, The Bled, La Dispute, Strike Anywhere & Touche Amore. But the lineup’s got plenty of other mishmosh going on, so be sure to check out the whole list here. Links for buying tickets can be found here. (PSSSST….THE FINAL FEW BANDS WILL BE ANNOUNCED VERY SOON. ANY IDEAS??)

As for me, my attendance for Krazy Fest is at a “MAYBE” for right now. But what about you guys? Anyone out there going? Do you like any of the bands? What bands (of this sort) would you maybe want to see on next year’s lineup, instead?

-Elise

THIS MANU CHAO COVER MIGHT JUST HAVE RESTORED MY FAITH IN MUSIC



It’s probably only funny if you know the original.

Thanks, Cold Snap….whatever you are.

-Elise

OHAI, NONCHALANT METAL BABY



I’m not going to lie to you people. The lack of any good releases so far this year, combined with my waning interest in music altogether, means it will be slow around these parts. We all have lives, money to make, etc.



But that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t share this with you. Some dude from a far away land (Ukraine, I believe?) taught his child how to do the metal horns. I’m not sure if this will automatically make the kid a metal fan, but it does mean he can do stuff with his hands. I hope there will be follow-up videos for “LOVE” and “HANG LOOSE” or the Star Trek thingy. Actually, I think we should be more impressed with the fact that this little guy appears to be reading a magazine for grownups at the very beginning of the video. YAAAAY WHO’S A BIG BOOOOOY??!!!

Anyway, cute kid. [via BuzzFeed]

-Elise

I DON’T REALLY CARE IF SEPULTURA REUNITE OR NOT, BUT HERE’S A METH HEAD LIP SYNCING TO “AMEN”

tweakin’ ain’t easy from Steven Healy on Vimeo.



I think I’m just going to try and nail it right in the title from now on.

-Elise

ARE *YOU* GOING ON THE “METAL” CRUISE???

Ever since the news broke a few months back about this 70,000 Tons of Metal cruise thingy, I’ve been somewhat fascinated by the whole ordeal. The cruise leaves on January 24th, and as the lineup slowly grows larger and larger, I’ve had a number of thoughts running through my mind:

  1. SEASICK. METALHEADS.
  2. What kind of security are they gonna have on this thing? Is someone’s job going to be to specifically make sure that Simone Simons doesn’t get raped?
  3. This isn’t just some show you can freely go to and from. There is legit no escape for over FOUR DAYS.
  4. How many of you weirdos can actually afford this?
  5. Are the people who are putting this on trying to kill you all?
  6. There is no way in hell I would ever go to this. AND YET…
  7. I wanna hear all about it.

So my question is this: ARE YOU GOING ON THE METAL CRUISE? And would you have any interest in sharing some sort of recap/report with us? (Cruise diary, pictures, video, etc) I seriously want to learn as much as I can about what goes down on this thing, and since I’m too “chicken” to actually go….will you share your experience? It’d be especially interesting to hear from a female’s point of view, but I’ll take what I can get. Email us if you’re interested: reigninblonde@gmail.com

-Elise

AND THE PANTY RAID OF THE YEAR IS….



I bet you’re all going to think I rigged this since you all know this dude lets me write kewl stuff for him all the time….but yes, the winner of Panty Raid of the Year is none other that SERGEANT D!!!!!, who claimed just over 20% of the votes. I guess he’s not as “hated” as we all thought.

Anyway…no, he doesn’t win anything, but I’m sure your kind words will be enough. And be sure to check out his stuff on Stuff You Will Hate, Metalsucks, etc.

Congrats, Sarge!

P.S. Almost all of you voted to keep the Panty Raid going, so send something in goddamnit: reigninblonde@gmail.com

QUOTE OF THE DAY

                  

INTERVIEWER: Crappiest moment in music in the last 30 years?

“Two words, Fred Durst” -Chris Adler

Happy new year! Hope 2011 is isn’t full of crappy moments.

-Julia

IS THIS MIKE PATTON IMPRESSION AS ‘AMAZING’ AS IT CLAIMS?



The voice, the eyebrow movements, the shrugging, the facial hair…it’s all there. And this guy so accurately depicts Mike Patton as a slight dick. Pretty understandable, though. Let’s face it: Patton has a lot of idiot fans. ::Looks at self:: But hey, we’re at least better than the Dimebag dumdums. High five!

-Elise

WHO IS THE PANTY RAID OF THE YEAR 2010??



We figured it’d only be right to finish off this bit the right way. So….let’s refresh your memories as to who invaded our space this year:

— Mr. January: Rich Hall <— He started this thing!

— Mr. February: Sergeant D <— He gave you girly advice!

— Mr. March: Daniel Cairns <— He made fun of you guys!

— Mr. April: Islander <— He kissed our asses!

— Mr. May: GroverXIII <— He yapped about some bands!

— Mr. June: Dave Rivera <— He taught us about ghey hardcore!

— Mr. July: Snagon <— He recommended some #oldppl music!

— Mr. August: Sam C. <— He recommended some other crap!

— Mr. September: Prax & Slith <— They recommended some bands that talk funny!

— Mr. October: Jayson Shenk <— He did the mash!

— Mr. November: Hugh Platt <— He taught us about a holiday in November that doesn’t involve gravy!

— Mr. December: Gary Suarez <— He told you about some crap you’ll never need!


So now answer us these two questions: 1) Who is the Panty Raid of the Year? and 2) Should we keep the Panty Raid going into 2011? (I’ll be honest—it’s kind of annoying to get people to send this crap in…but if you want us to continue the gag, then we will.) Share your thoughts below:



Results will be revealed next week. Get your votes in now!

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh

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