Australian Boy Unintentionally Achieves Ultimate Brutality

CANNON Cribb has one helluva ‘tattoo’ but it’s not something he wants to last forever.

The five-year-old recently returned from Bali where locals painted a dragon on his arm with what his parents now realise was a substance containing para-phenylenediamine (PPD).

All was fine until the tattoo wore off completely and the entire area welted into the shape of the original image, some two weeks after it was first put on.

The family now fear Cannon will be left with a life-long scar

DUDE.  Duuuuuude….

I don’t have any tattoos, because frankly, I cannot commit to any image that will be permanently stamped on my body.  I will undoubtedly hate it within about 2 years, if that.  Henna always seemed like a nice, fun alternative, but after seeing this…NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I guess the kid’s been itching pretty badly from this thing, but years from now, after he hits puberty, those junior high bitches are going to be pawing at him.  BAD. ASS.

Read the entire article here.

-Elise