EMBARRASSING STORY WINNER REVEALED!

Thanks for all the responses, guys. Jeez, I was right. You all *have* done some dumb crap. But I gotta say, my favorite story came from a reader who identified himself as “Matt.” His story was as follows:

I had just started a new job in a different part of the country. Life was lonely and I helped keep myself sane by going to lots of shows. One of those shows was Primus and GOOD GOD DAMN was I excited; as I had never gotten a chance to see them before. I took off from work early, grabbed the bus, and go to the venue with plenty of time to find a sympathetic bartender who would serve my underage ass.

Primus comes on and I’m really psyched about it. This was before “Hardcore dancing” had permeated Metal, so I threw my fists and it didn’t bother anybody until I haphazardly tossed my arm back and cracked some poor guy right between the nostrils. I turn around to apologize and assess the damage only to discover, much to my utter mortification, that the guy whose nose I would find out was broken was my supervisor. 

I said I was sorry, Kevin, Jesus Christ, what more did you want from me?!

Cute. Now, I have no way for sure of knowing if this actually happened or if you’re just pulling my leg, but…I’ll take your word for it since you seem like an overall lovely story teller. Anyway, Matt…check your email for your CD options. Congrats! 

Oh, and I hope you got to keep your job…?

Thanks for playing, everyone.

-Elise