Here is a performance from last night’s CMT Music Awards, which, I didn’t watch because (1.) I don’t own a tractor, and (2.) I was watching back to back episodes of Bizarre Foods.  I’m now considering Minnesota as a Scandinavian vacation alternative.

Anyway…the sad thing about this video is not that Def Leppard are performing alongside country superstar Taylor Swift, or the fact that I am watching a 19-year old shake her shit in front of a bunch of wrinkled testicles, but rather that Ms. Swift is owning DL at their own song.  What’s that, Joe??  Can’t hear you.

Oddly enough, Def Leppard are touring this Summer with Poison.  They should call it the ‘We Can’t Sing That Well Anymore’ tour.

-Elise