HAHAHAHAHA, What a dumb bitch. This is gonna be GREAT.

You may remember Megan Hauserman from Rock of Love 2 or Charm School on VH1, but more likely as the dumbass who tried to sue Sharon Osbourne for battery a couple months back. It was rumored for a while that she was going to get her own show on VH1, and now that show is coming to fruition: Megan Wants A Millionaire. Well, at least she’s honest…

At first, I thought the cast of Daisy of Love was funny, but they’re all hotties compared to the assortment of characters of this show. I’m not sure it can get more comical than this- I want to see just how dumb she is, and if she sticks to her guns and picks the richest one. And for the love of God I hope that happens to be Donald. REALITY GOLD, PEOPLE!!!

“I can’t wait to go back to my perfect life, where I just tan… and eat sushi… and… tan!”

-Julia