WHY DOES THIS BAND LOOK SO SAD??

Because I’m up late watching Vegas Vacation?  Nope.

Because Julia forgot what our site was called?  Not quite.

Well folks, it looks like Julia will be missing out on her favorite band YET AGAIN.  It was announced today that Lamb of God will be the main support on Metallica’s Fall tour.  I’m almost positive that both New York dates are already sold out.

I’m sure Julia would much prefer to see them in a club and not in a gigantic arena, but still.  Imagine all those women filling up Madison Square Garden, clawing away at Mark Morton, running their fingers through his luscious beard, stroking his soft beer belly, tugging at the strings of his camo cargo shorts….

I don’t know what witch-bitch put a curse on Julia, but she is totally letting her boys down.  Unless she wants to head up to Albany…?  How deep is your love?

-Elise