THE MOST METAL DISNEY CHARACTERS, PART 2

So in yesterday’s ‘The Most Metal Disney Characters, Part 1,’ I brought you a few br00tal animated champs from years long gone.  After some research, it appears as if the metal-ness skipped a couple decades.

Also, just an FYI, the villain is not always the most metal character of a movie.  I’m afraid a somewhat evil/deceitful disposition does not automatically grant you that sort of status.  It has a lot to do with the way the character carries his or herself.  Ursula from The Little Mermaid, for instance, does her thang, but is pretty much just an out-of-work drag queen.  And let’s face it, she’s fat, so she probably likes Gossip or some other dumb shit like that.  The true reign of brutality goes to her nemesis:

4. King Triton (The Little Mermaid, 1989)

Ruling the underwater world isn’t always easy, but Triton’s got those bitches under control.  Ariel thought she could be the ‘rebel’ of the family but this guy was all NAH-UH.  Hey man, sweet dingelhopper!  ZAAAPPPPP!!!!  Whosits and whatsits galore, no more.

DISTINGUISHING METAL FEATURES: Beard, bad ass arm hardware, and a TRIDENT.

ROCKS OUT TO: Amon Amarth, Children of Bodom, Rhapsody of Fire

MOST METAL MOMENT/LINE: “Contact between the human world and the mer world is strictly forbidden.”  Ha, ‘mer’ world.

5. Iago (Aladdin, 1992)

I bet you weren’t expecting me to say that a character voiced by Gilbert Gottfried was METAL, but I am.  Iago is one angry squawker.  He is the perfect lewd, raunchy compliment to Jafar’s menacing and monotone demeanor.  He’s not br00tal-in-a scary-death-metal-sort-of-way…but so what?  He’s old school.  Iago just wants to ROCK.

DISTINGUISHING METAL FEATURES: Beady eyes, thick black eyebrows, big beak. (Probably Jewish).

ROCKS OUT TO: Iron Maiden, Twisted Sister, Guns N’ Roses

MOST METAL MOMENT/LINE: “Ya got a problem, PINKY?!” Yeah, you tell that wuss who’s boss.

-Elise

(Part 3…?  You betcha.)