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Julia

Scorpio, 22

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LIKES: Lamb of God, whiskey, All-American thrash, beardos, bowling, & rye bread. See also: UVTV.

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Elise

Leo, 24


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LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, iPhone dorkery & American Idol.

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Angela Gossowski

Libra, 24

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@GiantFag

LIKES: Booze, all things offensive, Mastodon, metal concerts, talking to idiots, and shopping.

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About.com Heavy Metal
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Bazillion Points Blog
Belly Full of Hell
Blabbermouth
Blood and Shutter
Brave Words
Brooklyn Vegan
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Crustcake
The Daily Swarm
The Deciblog
Demon Pigeon
English Waffle
Faith No More 2.0
Frantik Mag
The Gauntlet
Hard Rock Chick
Headbangers Blog
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Hipsters Out of Metal!
Illogical Contraption
Invisible Oranges
Lambgoat
Metal Hammer
Metal Injection
Metal Inquisition
Metal Insider
Metal Underground
Metalcakes
MetalSucks
The Necro Files
NO CLEAN SINGING
NO YOKO NO
Noisecreep
Piercing Metal
The PRP
Raise Your Horns to Asgarth
Road Runner Idiot
Rock-a-Rolla
SHADOWS FAIL
Showered and Blue-Blazered
SkullsNBones
SMN News
Spinelanguage
Stubbadub
Sunyata Mindful of Metal
To Eleven
Thrash Hits
UVTV
WHIPLASH! HEAVY! METAL!
Zena Metal

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B L O G U E
Consequence of Sound
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Gawker
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Hipster Wife Hunting
Idolator
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Runaway Theologian
Stuff You Will Hate
Topless Robot
Vote For the Worst






Rock Blog Directory

Remember when we told you about new band Evanescence The Fallen We Are The Fallen? Well here’s the update. First of all, they had to change their name to “We Are The Fallen” because in true rock tradition, the name The Fallen was already taken. But now their song “Bury Me Alive” is streaming in full on their MySpace, along with a video addressing peoples “concerns” about the band (seen above).

Here’s the thing: The song is not bad, not even a little bit… that is, if you’ve never heard Evanescence before. While it’s a good song, it is SO straight up Evanescence it’s ridiculous. Every single aspect of the song is exactly what Ev was to a T. Quit playing games WATF, you’re not a new band, you just replaced your chick singer; with another chick singer that looks and sounds exactly like your old one. PLUS:

  1. Ben Moody: Nice unfinished tat you got there…
  2. John LeCompt: Ease up on the guy-liner, you’re not trying to replace someone in Panic(?%#!) at the Disco are you?
  3. Rocky Gray: You look like shit, get a haircut.
  4. WHY IS THE POOR BASSIST SITTING OFF BY HIMSELF DOING ALL THE DIRTY WORK? He probably loads and unloads all the equipment too… Oh wait, do they play shows yet?

WATF, I wish you the best of luck. You see, I want to like you but I just can’t. It’s like buying booze- it’s the same basic thing, but are you gonna go with the cheap shit or the good stuff. This girl don’t do Barton’s.

-Julia

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