CHOCOLATE IS SO METAL

McSweeney’s has done it again.  I invite you to check out their Selections from H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter:

White Chocolate Truffle

What black arts could have stripped this chocolate of its natural hue? The horror of the unearthly, corpselike pallor of this truffle’s complexion is only offset by its fiendish deliciousness.

Dark Chocolate Fudge

Dark! All-encompassing, eternal darkness! Human eyes cannot penetrate the stygian blackness of this unholy confection!

Caramel Chew

There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.

Two things I love, combined:  br00tality, and sweets.  Incase you didn’t know, I’m a swell baker.  I made some awesome coffee cupcakes this weekend.  FROM SCRATCH.  None of this ‘box mix’ business.  I’m trying to scheme up a recipe for ‘Black Metal Cake.’  Hit me up for your next party.

[Link via SO FUCKING METAL blog.]

-Elise (The Metal Baker)