A METAL BROMANCE BITES THE DUST?

So according to a recent quote from Ozzy Osbourne:

“Well, I’m getting a new guitar player as we speak,” said Ozzy, “and everyone has been saying to me for a long time, ‘Get Johnny 5!’ And I tried him at one time and I didn’t really give him a chance. We’ll see, I don’t know. I haven’t fallen out with Zakk, but Zakk’s got his own band, and I felt like my stuff was beginning to sound like Black Label Society. I just felt like I wanted a change, y’know?”

I really like both of them, so for my heart’s sake I hope it’s all amicable and shit. But the problem here is JOHNNY 5. Um… EW, NO. PLEASE DON’T DO IT. I know that Randy Rhoads is irreplaceable, and Zakk’s time may be over, but Johnny 5?!? This guy is a joke. I’d rather he went with Wes Borland or something… oh wait, he’s taken.

-Julia