THE NEWEST MEMBER OF RiB??  UH, NO.

Good mornin’, y’all.  Well, I’ve had somewhat of a LIFE these past few days, so I missed my favorite Summertime replacement this week.  And since I seem to be the only person in the metal blogosphere who is pop culture-inclined and actually knows who Demi Lovato is, I feel like it is my duty to to keep you all on the up-n-up.

America’s Got Talent (yes, my third post on this now) brought the LOL’s yet again this week with 18-year old Ashley Groff, who caused blood to shoot out of David Hasselhoff’s ears with her shrill, girly screams.  This chick was part of MySpace week, in which they found people to audition….on MySpace.  What a swell idea!

According to Ashley’s MySpace page, she actually likes to go by Ashley Catastrophy.  MAJOR OH NOES: her page was hacked and is now ‘under construction.’  I love that her bio reads: “Just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean that I’m a bad screamer.”  Awww….we know, sillypants.  There are clearly other reasons why you suck.

-Elise