DAISY OF LOVE FINALE: STUPID POOPING HORSES!

All good things must come to an end, and tonight was the end of the road for dumb dumb Daisy de la Hoya and her boys toys on Daisy of Love. It was down to beefy, tan, quasi normal “Flex” and um, “rockstar” London. It was a no-brainer that she would pick the wrong one, and ended up with black nail polish and guyliner wearing London, who nearly ate her whole face off after being declared the winner. WHAT, a dumbass.

But more importantly, what am I gonna watch now? (HINT: METALOCALYPSE SEASON 3 HURRY UP ALREADY!!!)

-Julia