THE OTHER SIDE SPEAKS
Ok, so I’ve had pretty much nothing to say today. Out of pure boredom, I decided to watch the Juggalo infomercial for the 209357th time. It is just that good. However, the real comedy, my friends, is in some of these Youtube comments that people have left:
I am a 19 year old juggalette who graduated high school at 16. I am currently going to college, majoring in nursing. For all those who like to talk nonsense about all juggalos being GED droupouts, trailer trash, and whatnot, I have some news flash: I am educated, I am not white, atually Mexican, and I actually can carry on a conversation without making a fool of myself.
Hmm….ok. ‘Some news flash’ doesn’t sound all that exciting, but I commend you on spelling ACTUALLY correctly at least one of the two times you typed it.
Why are you guys so down about this festival? I would beg to differ that his is a so-called “white trash” festival, because every time I have gone there, I always run into physicians, college professors, geneticists, corporate execs, and clergy members. One time when I was there, I ran into a nobel prize winning poet laureate. She told me that she was there to hear some “dope rhymes” and perhaps get inspired for her next poetry book. Don’t be fooled, Sugar Slam is a librarian.
Does Sugar Slam host the Juggalo version of Reading Rainbow? Also, I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that these ‘physicians’ and ‘corporate execs’ you’re running into are employed by the festival/record label and aren’t actual patrons. Just sayin’.
I’m a juggalette until the day I die. I am educated. I have more friends than those of you who scoure videos like this just to post negative comments, so what does that tell you? I dont quite fit into the stereotype of what you all call loser, nerdy, broke, smelly, white trailer trash juggalos.
(x+3x-6)(x^2+2x-6) do the math all you smart mouth juggalo bashers and then talk all your shit. I will be there at the gathering with my family. Fuck outta here if you aint down with the clown…
BITCH, YOU DIDN’T EVEN SOLVE THE EQUATION YOU POLYNOMIAL POSER
God bless America, y’all.
-Elise
