DO EPICA NOT REALIZE WHY PEOPLE LIKE THEM?

[via Blabbermouth.]

This is the newly unveiled cover art for Epica’s upcoming album, Design Your Universe.

Alright, so Epica aren’t really all that great or anything (I’m not a big fan of most femme metal, anyway), but where the hell do they get off making yet another album cover that doesn’t have Simone Simons’ hotness on it?  I have somewhat ofa huge girl crush on that one, so it kind of annoys me that that her band is now trying to downplay her and attempt to be taken, ya know, seriously.

Let’s review some past artwork:

YES

HI

NO

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Almost…

THERE IT IS!

Womp wommmppppp.

I’ll leave you with this:

Nice…….hair.

-Elise