STOP IT, TEENYBOPPERS

Really, will someone explain to me the appeal of Kristen Stewart?

I personally refuse to get into any book series that has a cult-like following. I’ve never touched The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and definitely haven’t gone anywhere near Twilight. Kristen Stewart was seen at the Teen Choice Awards last night (so sad I didn’t catch THAT one) wearing this metal-esque ensemble.

It’s rare that I agree with Perez Hilton, but he pretty much sums it up: EPIC FAIL. We know you’re playing Joan Jett and all, but you are NOT metal. Not even close, not even a little bit. GO AWAY. Kthanks.

-Julia