HEY SWEET THANG, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE

Holy f’ing shit you guys.  I’ve previously mentioned on here my love for baking and how I wanted to devise a recipe for ‘Black Metal Cake,’ (or really any metal sub genre).  Well, guess what?  IT EXISTS!

Metalcakes is a baking blog ran by a lovely lady by the name of Kathy Bejma from Chicago.  She creates cupcake recipes inspired by all of her favorite bands including: Mercyful Fate, The Sword, Celtic Frost, Motorhead, Danzig, Iron Maiden, Mastodon, etc.  These Judas Priest ones are pretty stunning if you ask me:

What makes this even more adorable is how she refers to her ingredients as ‘Metal Constituents’ and her directions as ‘Merciless Instructions.’  GAHHH THIS IS SO AWESOME!  She’s even baked for Skeletonwitch:

If any of you metal dudes have a birthday coming up, I’ll be sure to hit up Kathy’s blog and make a br00tal confection for you.  Do yourself a favor and check out Metalcakes.  Follow Kathy on Twitter, too!  [via Cupcakes Take the Cake.]

METALCAKES > MAGNOLIA

-Elise