MISS NORWAY IS MIS-INFORMED

Elise and I are WAY stoked for the Miss Universe pageant tonight. It’s the ultimate in pageantry- I mean, HELLOOOO Miss UNIVERSE here. While we wait and see whether or not our own Miss Usa falls during the evening gown competition for the third year in a row (see also: Thing 1 and Thing 2), there’s another element to this competition that sets it apart from all others: THE NATIONAL COSTUME.

Curious as to whether any of them are any semblance of metal, of course I go check out the reigning Miss Norway Eli Landa… homegirl must be confused. Eli, you are from Norway, the world capital of church burnings. Don’t you think you should be wearing something more along the lines of this?:

Just sayin. I predict that she doesn’t make it past the first round. Gotta rep your country boo. And that Hansel and Gretl shtick you’re trying to pull ain’t foolin me. I know better.

-Julia