EDIBLE ODERUS
Last week, I sang the praises of my new favorite metal site: Metalcakes. So since I (unfortunately) had to go to visit my parents’ house for the second weekend in a row, I decided to turn up the fun by trying out one of Kathy’s recipes. I chose the the Gwar Scumcakes of the Universe. I’m not even a huge Gwar fan, generally, but this recipe seemed to be the most chocolate-y, and was therefore…the winner.


The only things I had to do different from Kathy’s recipe was use other colored M&Ms besides green, because there weren’t enough in one bag. I also couldn’t find the green spray she used for the tops, so I just used green sugar sprinkles. They were pretty bangin’ if I do say so myself.
Another “Am I adopted?” conversation ensued this weekend:
Sister’s friend: So where did you find the recipe for these?
Me: It’s a website where this chick creates recipes based on her favorite bands.
Sister’s friend: So what band were these?
Me: Gwar.
Sister: What’s that? Is that like Nickelback?
…yeah. That’s almost as bad as the time a few weeks ago when she asked me if Metallica were ‘metal.’ At least we have similar taste in food?
-Elise






