BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

I have what you might call a mild hatred towards Perez Hilton.  The guy is just annoying, can’t spell, and never knows what the hell he is talking about.  (It’s respectively, asshole.)  However, I support the shit out of him as a gay American.  (That’s pageant language for those who don’t know.)  Anyway, in honor of his new music tour, Ms. Hilton has launched this new line of t-shirts, including the Perezig and Peroison designs.  And MAN are they gay!

Seriously, this is disgusting.  Anyone who buys these should have real jizz put on their face.

-Elise

P.S.  Did I really just defend Bret Michaels?  I want my mother.