SING IT. SHRED IT. GET IT.

This recent post on GraphJam has gotten into a bit of a tizzy. Damn…do you people really have us all figured out?
Here is the entire list of everyone Julia and I have ever referred to on this site as a “hot metal dude”:
- Mark Morton (Lamb of God)
- Anders Friden (In Flames)
- Dave Peters (Throwdown)
- Kerry King (Slayer)
- Zakk Wylde (Ozzy)
- Scott Ian (Anthrax)
- Mike Gallagher (Isis)
- Ben Weinman (The Dillinger Escape Plan)
- Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine)
- Mike Patton (Every band ever)
- Howard Jones (Killswitch Engage)
- Toki Wartooth (Dethklok) <— YES, CARTOONS COUNT!
- Nathan Explosion (Dethklok)
- Satyr (Satyricon)
- Jon Hudson (Faith No More)
- Jason Bauers (Psyopus)
- Brian Woodruff (Psyopus)
For those keeping score, that’s 9 guitarists, 7 singers, and just 1 drummer. Daaaamn, how did this happen?? It’s totally not on purpose. We are equal opportunity.
LADIES (AND SOME DUDES): THIS MUST BE REMEDIED. FILL US IN ON YOUR FAVORITE HOT METAL BASSISTS, DRUMMERS, KEYBOARDISTS, HURDY GURDY-ISTS, ETC. THEY NEED LOVE, TOO <3 .
-Elise






