GOD I LOVE THIS STUFF
Have I mentioned my love for Jager? WELL, I love it.
If you’ve ever been to a bar in your life, you most likely seen one of these:

Pretty cool, no complaints about it. You can even get one of your own! That is, if you feel like spending MAD dollars on something that… pours. Although, it’s still a little pricey, behold a much BETTER alternative: The Jagermeister COOLER

GLORIOUS. There are so many pluses to this thing that I’m almost willing to pay $120 for it.
- It holds way more Jager than the tap, PLUS whatever you want to mix it with- red bull, cranberry juice, yoo-hoo…
- It’s perfect to take with you wherever you go, and if you’re a hunter it’ll go perfectly with all your gear!
- And if wherever you go is a sporting event, (i.e. football game) it’s PERFECT for tailgating!
- AND IF YOU’RE TAILGATING AT A SYRACUSE FOOTBALL GAME, IT’S ALREADY ORANGE! GO CUSE!
Sorry, couldn’t help myself. It’s metal to have school spirit!
No? Oh screw you all off!
-Julia






