DIMMU BOR-BLAH BLAH BLAH

I’m sure this isn’t the first place you’ve heard about the recent “break-up” of Dimmu Borgir. BUT for those of you who that aren’t exactly the fastest car on the lot, DB fired their bassist/vocalist ICS Vortex, and keyboardist Mustis. Something tells me that these guys are gonna be alright and find pretty good replacements, but I feel kinda bad for the dudes that got left behind. If you two are reading this, you can come drown your sorrows in a bottle of Bud with me in Brooklyn whenever you like.

BUT, the other band “break-up” that’s been all over the presses the past couple days is Oasis. Noel Gallagher left the band on the eve of their 15th anniversary celebrating the release of their debut album. Everything I see of this story is that fans are mourning, the music community is “shocked”, and what’s their future?

I say, “WHO CARES.” I know nothing about Oasis or any of their albums, but I know from being a human being with an interest in pop culture that those two bros just don’t get along. This is about as shocking as finding out that cigarettes will kill you. Yawn.

Metal news is starting to pick up though, thank God. Think it’s because it’s getting colder?

-Julia