THRASHIN’ WEEK
Man, doesn’t it suck when you have to go to your job and uh…actually work? …thus preventing me from having much playtime with you dudes today. Oh well.

Anyway, it’s all kind of boring news in the metal world today, but here in New York, it’s Fashion Week. I’m no big huge fashionista, but I certainly don’t wear ugly stuff. Unfortunately, most of you do.
In honor of this fierceness (and the time of year that I feel the most poor), I invite you all to start fresh. If you happen to own any of the following items, please dispose of them immediately:
- ALL THINGS AFFLICTION
- Camo pants/shorts in a color scheme other than regular camo.
- Silky button down shirts with flames and/or dragons on them.
- Carpenter jeans.
I don’t ask for much.
-Elise






