SWEET BABY JESUS. OR ROB HALFORD.
I’m not quite ready to get in the Xmas/Hanukkah spirit (helllooooo we haven’t even gotten to Halloween yet. Calm down people) but I seem to be the only one excited to hear about a forthcoming CHRISTMAS album from our favorite gay, Rob Halford. I’m also probably the only one in the metal community who enjoys the Twisted Sister AND the star-studded (get that pun? STUDDED? Ugh, eff you guys) We Wish You A Metal Xmas albums, but I digress.
Let the metal/homo-erotic puns commence. A “Little Drummer Boy” joke can go far I guess. Some other bands I wish would get on the holiday album party train?
- Lamb of God. I mean, they are called LAMB OF GOD. Ain’t that what Christmas is all about? (Oh wait, it’s about Santa. My b)
- How about “Oh come all ye Mercyful FATEful”?
- “O Holy Nightwish”?
- And maybe Dio can reform Elf, just for the sake of a holiday album?
Before you know it, the holiday season will be upon us so all you metal bands should get crackin on them albums. In the meantime… I still need a Halloween costume. Any suggestions?
-Julia
