DAVE MUSTAINE = STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
And speaking of Led Zeppelin…there’s this cutesy named dessert joint opening up soon here in New York called Led Zeppole. So since we love a good play on words here at Reign in Blonde, my twin brother Gary Suarez and I have collabo’d on a list of dessert-themed band names:
- Satyricake
- Sconeverge
- Mastodonut
- Melt-Banana Split
- Muffinntroll
- Mesh-sugar
- Pie Destroyer
- Harvey Milkshake
- Motley Cruller
- Tiramisuicide Silence
- Cakebreed
- The Mars Torta
- Every Time I Pie
- Cradle of Fudge
- Arsonists Get All The Gingerbread
- 3 Inches of Bundt
- Swashtruffle
- Brownie For My Valentine
- Limp Biscotti
- Avenged Snickerdoodle
- Job For a Cupcake
I’m opening the floor up to y’all, now. Sweets only. No Protest the HERO bullshit. Gimme whatcha got.
-Elise
