RANDY BLYTHE WANTS TO FROLICK THROUGH A MEADOW OF WILDFLOWERS
I saw this video on MetalSucks yesterday, and I don’t know if anyone has ever mentioned this before, but it always seems like LoG’s singer is skippin’ to my loo all the livelong day. I know it must be hard to fill the space on a stage that massive, but I can’t help but giggle.
It’s like grade school gym class all over again when we’d have to travel to and from the other end of the room in various fashions. WALK! RUN! SKIP! GALLOP! TINY STEPS! CRAB WALK! SLIDE ON YOUR TUMMY! (I always hated that one.)
Maybe that’s why he has considerably less chub than his bandmates. Just sayin’.
-Elise






