SEBASTIAN BACH IZ A FATTY

Another washed up rocker is makin’ his way to reality TV fame. Color me stoked! I honestly can’t even remember the last time I saw Sebastian Bach, but he’s gotta be puttin’ ‘em on if he’s joining the cast of Celebrity Fit Club! Does anyone remember when he was on Celebrity Rap Superstar??
Why don’t they ask Dave Grohl to come on, too? He’s lookin’ a little plump lately as well:

At least his wife had an excuse.
[via Perez Hilton.]
-Elise






