I LOVE YOU OZZY, BUT TMI

Seriously.

The Prince of Darkness has a new autobiography coming out- “I Am Ozzy.” I read Sharon’s autobiography “Extreme” and really liked it, so what could be bad about Ozzy’s? Uh, this quote right here about the result of too many drugs affecting his sex life:

“I end up pumping away on top of Sharon like a road drill all night, with nothing happening,”

Ew. I’m all about old people keepin’ the fire burnin’, but keep that fire in YOUR stove, you dig? Get it all you like, but the older you are the less I want to hear about it. Kthanksbye.

-Julia