SATYRI-YAWN
As much as I love to gush over what a super hottie deluxe Satyr of Satyricon is….it must be said: THE MAN IS A BORE. It seems like all the major music websites have been doing interviews with Satyr or Frost over the past couple weeks in honor of the re-release of The Age of Nero. It’s a pretty decent album, but I don’t see how they’ll get anyone interested when they’re such a snooze. Here’s one with Satyr:
And check out this chick nodding off with Frost:
And if you really wanna put yourself in a deep sleep, check out this recent episode of Noisecreep’s Creep Show in which Frost joins the panel via telephone. Everyone in that studio looked so miserable, I couldn’t stop laughing. I love it when the one guy waves to his friend outside the window.
It’s so weird, though. They’re so lively ON stage. Why not off stage? Do they not have coffee in Norway? Well, I’m pretty sure I know how they’d take it. Hardy har har…
-Elise



