NOW WE CAN DRESS COOL LIKE ALL YOU SCHMUCKS!

There’s one at every show.  That guy with the cutoff denim vest, with the cornucopia of metal patches.  I’ve always wanted to be that guy, but the fit was just always so unflattering!  But look!  Now there’s a solution!

$78 from Urban Outfitters.  What a bargain!  The studs are already on it and everything!  Is UO going to start selling HELLOWEEN patches now, too?

[via Jezebel.]

-Elise