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Julia

Scorpio, 22

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LIKES: Lamb of God, whiskey, All-American thrash, beardos, bowling, & rye bread. See also: UVTV.

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Elise

Leo, 24


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LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, iPhone dorkery & American Idol.

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Angela Gossowski

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@GiantFag

LIKES: Booze, all things offensive, Mastodon, metal concerts, talking to idiots, and shopping.

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PLAY HALLOWEEN DRESS-UP WITH YOUR FAVORITE METAL PEEPS!

Julia and I have been fussing over what we’re going to wear for Halloween, but what about the metal folk?  What are they wearing?  Do any of them even dress up?  I’d like to think so, so….I’ve taken the liberty of picking out a few costumes for them.  I could do this with so many people, but for the sake of being brief, I’ve decided to work with just a select few that I find attractive.

Up first (of course), we have Satyr of Satyricon.  He’s usually quiet as a mouse, so why not dress up as the most famous one of them all…Mickey!

I’ll be Minnie and we can go as a pair!  Aww how adorable, and grim!

Up next is Doc Coyle of God Forbid.  (I’m a terrible terrible person for never mentioning him on here, as he is quite yummy…but better late than never.)  As much as I’d hate to cover up that pretty face of his, I think Doc should go for something with a mask this year.  He’s been having issues lately with people throwing shit at him, so I say: BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.

I recommend this Wolverine costume so he can also effectively swat at any said projectiled objects.

And since it wouldn’t be Sluttoween without at least one scantily clad chick, I’m suitin’ up my favorite red-headed hottie, Simone Simons of Epica as Catwoman.

….I don’t really think I need to explain why.  Meow. <3

What would you like to see your favorite people in metal dress as?

-Elise

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