GAH! SEND THE BLONDE SEARCH PARTY
By now, you’ve probably heard all about the metalhead gone missing after the Metallica show in Charlottesville, VA. It IS sad, and I don’t mean to joke, but she is one of us. And by one of us, I mean a BLONDE and someone needs to find her ASAP. Look at her details:
- Blonde hair, blue eyes
- 20 years old
- 5’6”, 120lbs
- Last seen wearing a Pantera t-shirt, a black mini skirt, black tights, and knee-high black boots.
WHO ARE YOU, MY LONG LOST SISTER?!? Or perhaps my two-years younger twin? Or maybe just my Virginian double. Sad. From a couple blondes to another, I hope she’s found soon and that she’s ok :(
-Julia







