SLAYING THE UNBORN, LITERALLY!

Gotta start when they’re young, it’s the only way to go.

(via Geekologie)

The Lullabelly is a prenatal (I love those vitamins!) musical belt that pregnant women can strap on and connect to an MP3 player so they can play tunes to their babies while the little tykes are in utero. It’s supposed to make them smarter or something but it will probably just make them want a drum set when they’re young and fill your house with cacophony and make daddy drink more (I say go for it).

Believe me, I’m all for this idea, but I have a few “what if”s

• If you play black metal will it go all Rosemary’s Baby on your ass?
• If you play hair metal will it come out looking like Slash?
• If you play Dio will it stunt the baby’s growth?

I think you catch my drift, so choose wisely my friends. Best of luck raising such brutal babies.

-Julia