THE HOTTEST CHICK IN METAL BRACKET: SWEET SIXTEEN, ROUNDS 5 & 6

We have some lovely ladies on the panel today: the painfully br00tal ‘Grim’ Kim Kelly, as well as the founder of the Metalcakes blog, Miss Kathy Bejma.  Let’s see what they got….

SWEET SIXTEEN, ROUND 5: SCOTT HEDRICK (SKELETONWITCH) VS. DAN WETMORE (EX. MANTIC RITUAL)

Daaamn, girl! Dani Wetmore is packing some serious Latina heat. That Farrah Fawcett-worshipping flygirl ‘do is pure 70s sex kitten; coupled with that cute little bullet belt ensemble and those smoky bedroom eyes? Lita Ford, eat your heart out! However, when we throw the adorably quirky Scotti Hedrick in the mix, the decision becomes damn near impossible. Those flowing locks and cornflower blue eyes, that lithe frame, and mischievous, ever-present grin makes me think Miss Hedrick would be one hell of a gal to take out drankin,’ while Miss Wetmore looks like more of a wet blanket. Scotti wins, if only ‘cause she looks like I need a drink.  WINNER: SCOTT HEDRICK.

—Kim Kelly, Terrorizer, Noisecreep, etc.



SWEET SIXTEEN, ROUND 6: SEBASTIAN BACH (EX. SKID ROW) VS. DAVID COVERDALE (WHITESNAKE)

Well! What have we here? Two hott Metal Chicks: Coverdale Vs. Bach!  I must admit, I love dirty blondes!  I’d have to say that they’re both equal on accessories and collars.  Coverdale’s age and wisdom might come in handy under the sheets, but she loses points for wrinkles. Sebastian’s fetching eyes, longer hair and tight pants, give her the edge she needs. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for sacrificing a goat!  WINNER: SEBASTIAN BACH.

—Kathy Bejma, Metalcakes

Wow!  Looks like the blondes swept those two rounds.  Check back this afternoon for the last of our Sweet Sixteen!