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Scorpio, 23

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LIKES: Lamb of God, margaritas, beardos, reality TV crap, & sour gummy bears. See also: UVTV.

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Leo, 25


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LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, tweenz & The Shaggs.

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Angela Gossowski

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@GiantFag

LIKES: Booze, all things offensive, Mastodon, metal concerts, talking to idiots, and shopping.

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Rock Blog Directory

THE HOTTEST CHICK IN METAL BRACKET: ELITE 8, ROUNDS 3 & 4

Girls! Girls! Girls!  Up next on our panel is metal PR extraordinaire, Natalie Camillo, as well as a fellow girly metal blogger: Jamie, the Hard Rock Chick herself.  Something tells me they both have an eye for this sort of thing….

ELITE 8, ROUND 3: SCOTT HEDRICK (SKELETONWITCH) VS. SEBASTIAN BACH (EX. SKID ROW)

Personally, I’ve never had a thing for pretentious MILF’s. So in the case of Mrs. Bach, I’d have to say nay. I’m not sure whether it’s the crow’s feet, heavy make-up, or the terrible music… but I’d go dry in an instant. Or, could it be that she’s a frontwoman? Although I respect a good set of lips, I’ve always been more interested in the women that are good with their hands; guitarists being the most tantalizing of the bunch. Ms. Hedrick is a natural with those fingers, and she really does get my gears goin’. Everyone knows I have a thing for the young ladies, and those long blonde locks just make me swoon. Plus, Skeletonwitch’s manager is her sexy sister. Double team? Sign me up!  WINNER: SCOTT HEDRICK.

—Natalie Camillo, Adrenaline PR

ELITE 8, ROUND 4: GABE GARCIA (BLACK TIDE) VS. HERMAN LI (DRAGONFORCE)

Their hair; long and dark.  Their eyes; glistening and full of mystery.  Their slender fingers dance along the fretboards as they play, tantalizing onlookers as they whip their hair and shake their hips to the beat.  They can even sing and play at the same time- an impressive feat of multitasking.  But there is exactly one thing that makes Gabe Garcia of Black Tide hotter than Herman Li of Dragonforce…and that can be summed up in one word: JAILBAIT!  WINNER: GABE GARCIA.

—Jamie, HardRockChick.com

The young conquer the old in these rounds.  Tomorrow = Semi-Finals.  Serious business.

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