OUR RUNNER-UP SPEAKS!

A big thanks goes out to the MetalSucks dudes, who managed to get a statement for us from Miss Dallas Coyle HERSELF, regarding her second place finish in last week’s Hottest Chick bracket.  Here’s what she had to say:

As you all know the manly, chiseled dudes over at Reign In Blonde had the nerve to vote me 2nd in The Hottest Chick In Metal tournament. I just have to say I’m disappointed. Yes, Ms. Gabe Garcia is a young, hot starlet… but the soul behind my eyes and the undisputed legacy of my sexiness should have taken the crown. Well, how about this, Reign In Blonde? Since Michael Jackson is dead and gone, I self proclaim myself the hottest chick in metal from this point on. Even if the clueless but beefy dudes over at Reign In Blonde don’t realize I’m the Angelina of metalcore they can know that I know their pick, the “Megan Fox” of Black TideCore, will never live up to the legacy of my Angelina status of being legendary in beauty. I mean c’mon! This is such misogynistic BULLSHIT!

Best,
The REAL Hottest Chick In Metal AKA The Angelina Of Metalcore AKA The TRUE WINNER

Dallas, if you’re out there reading this…we want to thank you for being such a good sport.  You rule.

As for our winner, Miss Garcia….she’s been contacted for comment as well.  We’re crossing out fingers that we’ll have something to post from her, too. <3  Stay tuned.

-RiB