LEMMY UPDATE: STILL GOD
Lemmy was reportedly found sleeping outside a doorway a show in Glasgow this past weekend. Aspiring rockstars take note: ONLY LEMMY CAN PULL THIS SHIT AND STILL BE THE MAN.
He was found by a dude known only as “Tommy” who gave us this gem of a statement:
“I came to work and there was a gentleman by my basic entry door to work. I said to him, ‘You’re cold and wet, would you like a cup of coffee?’” He said, ‘Thank you very much’, and introduced himself as Lemmy. “He drank his coffee and we had a little bit of conversation about this, that and the next thing and gave me a pack of cigars.”
Dude. Eff Chuck Norris, Lemmy is the true champ of the human race.
-Julia
