THIS POST CONTAINS CHICKS WEARING THE SAME OR A LESSER AMOUNT OF CLOTHING THAN CRISTINA SCABBIA

Now that’s how you sell it. [pic via Victoria’s Secret fashion show.]

I’m sure you’ve all heard about this whole Cristina-Scabbia-should-be-naked controversy.  Well….yeah, she should.  I, along with many others, don’t care for any of her music, or for animal rights….so, yeah she could at least be workin’ that.  I would probably never wear clothes if I looked like her.

And then there was this….

I can’t help but wonder about this “trend” she claims she’s started.  Is she straying away from her goth image because it happens to be “in style” now?  Could be.  But someone should tell her the whole chick-in-a-suit thing is already taken, too:

Or uhhh….Annie Hall, anyone?  Is this the future of metal fashion?  Isn’t it bad enough, already?

Thanks, but I’ll stick with my girl clothes.

-Elise