SOUTHERN BLACK METAL LOLOLOL

I’ve never been very secretive about not being the biggest-est-est fan of black metal.  But I get it…I know where it comes from, I understand the meaning behind it.  Blah blah blah…

Anyway, I was recently tipped on this band, Dark Metamorphosis, who are a black metal band from….wait for it……South Carolina.  My buddy Jayson had this to say about them:

Ok… This is a new thing. I am telling you about it first. Southern Black Metal is officially a thing! From the frostbitten wasteland of South Carolina comes these guys. This is more terribly recorded than Winter Realm, but I am totally digging it. These guys threw a riff in here that made me think one of them listened to Electric Wizard one time. Judged by the standard of Wolves in the Throne Room, this is pretty bad. Judged by the standard of I love shitily recorded black metal, it’s awesome!

I can’t help but wonder what these Carolina hottiez have to be so sad about, but I’m with Jayson….this really isn’t the most terrible thing I have ever heard.  But it’s still just…..funny.  Someone needs a hug.

-Elise