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WHEN GAGA GOES METAL, ALL GOES TO HELL

I don’t know why we end up talking about Lady Gaga so much or when it started, but at least it hasn’t gotten old for me yet.

Lady HooHah was on Oprah and performed a montage of her singles, but let’s just say it wasn’t the easiest performance of her life.

  • EXHIBIT A: The Outfit. I see where you’re going with this, Ms. Halford, but it seems as if the metal equally rebels against her when it immediately starts falling off and ruins her dance routine (FF to 2:38 to see when she gets a distracted). And lastly the outfit tries to abort itself around 4:04 when you can see that the entire backside of it is unzipped.
  • EXHIBIT B: The Ball and Chain. I’m pretty sure the idea was to smash the windshield of the car, but after several less than stellar attempts, she just decides to give up (FF to 3:30). I wish she would do the same with her hair and just RELAX.

I would feel sorry for her, Oprah is a pretty big deal to most people. But then I remember that it’s wintertime and she still refuses to wear pants. Can’t have sympathy for that.

-Julia

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