RSS | Archive | Random

What's our deal?

Reign in Blonde [noun; plural] - Two tall, blonde chicks who bring the metal. We're not know-it-alls, and we don't report the news. This is our blog where we simply discuss what's on our brutal minds. Bon Appetit.

Check out our FAQ's.

All press releases or other general inquiries can be sent to: reigninblonde@gmail.com

STARRING


Julia

Scorpio, 23

reigninjulia@gmail.com

LIKES: Lamb of God, margaritas, beardos, reality TV crap, & sour gummy bears. See also: UVTV.

Julia's Best of 2009
Julia's Best of 2010

Click here to read Julia's posts.



Elise

Leo, 25


reigninelise@gmail.com

LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, tweenz & The Shaggs.

Elise's Best of 2009
Elise's Best of 2010

Click here to read Elise's posts.

WITH APPEARANCES BY


Angela Gossowski

Libra, 25

reigninangela@gmail.com
@GiantFag

LIKES: Booze, all things offensive, Mastodon, metal concerts, talking to idiots, and shopping.

Angela's Best of 2010

Click here to read Angela's column: STRAIGHT OUTTA DETWAT!

METAL ELITE

About.com Heavy Metal
Baroque Bleak Brutal
Bazillion Points Blog
Belly Full of Hell
Blabbermouth
Blood and Shutter
Brave Words
Brooklyn Vegan
BUDDYHEAD
BUZZGRINDER
Crustcake
The Daily Swarm
The Deciblog
Demon Pigeon
English Waffle
Faith No More 2.0
Frantik Mag
The Gauntlet
Hard Rock Chick
Headbangers Blog
hearwax.
The Heaviest Matter of the Universe
Hipsters Out of Metal!
Illogical Contraption
Invisible Oranges
Lambgoat
The Metal Crew
Metal For All
Metal Hammer
Metal Injection
Metal Inquisition
Metal Insider
Metal Underground
Metalcakes
MetalSucks
The Necro Files
NO CLEAN SINGING
NO YOKO NO
Noisecreep
The Number of the Blog
Piercing Metal
The PRP
Raise Your Horns to Asgarth
Road Runner Idiot
Rock-a-Rolla
SHADOWS FAIL
Showered and Blue-Blazered
SkullsNBones
SMN News
Spinelanguage
Stubbadub
Sunyata Mindful of Metal
To Eleven
Thrash Hits
UVTV
WHIPLASH! HEAVY! METAL!
Zena Metal

OTHER SITES WE LIKE

Absolute Punk
And Now an Update
BACONJEW
B L O G U E
Consequence of Sound
Ecocomics
Gawker
Geekologie
GREAT BURGER CONQUEST
Hipster Wife Hunting
Idolator
Jezebel
McSweeney's
Runaway Theologian
Stuff You Will Hate
Topless Robot
Vote For the Worst






Rock Blog Directory

THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE METAL-NAMED ESPRESSO MACHINE

I recently received word on a new coffee shop that just opened up here in New York called RBC NYC.  They are home to a very special piece of equipment known as the Slayer Espresso machine.  Yes, you read that correctly.  Someone created a most epic ($18,000) percolator, and appropriately named it the SLAYER.

It’s easy to figure out what my first thoughts were: Was this named after you-know-who? I did some detective work around their website to see if any articles touched on the subject, but I found nothing.  So, I decided to contact the manufacturer and find out for sure.  A few hours later, I received the following response:

Hi Elise,

Thanks for your email. 

The Slayer espresso machine was not named after the band.  It was named after the idea of “slaying orthodox thinking around espresso making in specialty coffee”. 

However, one of our technicians is way into the band Slayer.

And I’m from southern California.

Hope all is well.

Eric

Well, ok…but whatever.  I can’t help but still feel that it was done on purpose.  I mean, come on… “slaying orthodox thinking around espresso making in specialty coffee.” That has Slayer written all over it.  And as my friend Mike says, it’s:  “like calling your cinnamon liqueur ‘High on Fire.’” Pretty much.

Even so, would you wear a SLAYER ESPRESSO t-shirt?

I’m not going to lie, I kind of want one.

-Elise

P.S. Do you folks like COFFEE?? </obligatory>

  1. dropthecase reblogged this from reigninblonde and added:
    t-shirt?” — THE CURIOUS CASE OF A THE METAL NAMED ESPRESSO MACHINE
  2. reigninblonde posted this
blog comments powered by Disqus
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh

Reign in Blonde does not consciously breach any copyright regulations. If you are a holder and would like something to be removed from our site, please email us and we will happily oblige.