CLAIM YOUR STATUS AS A MOSH PIT SOCIALITE
There’s a bunch of sites out there like Last Night’s Party or Guest of a Guest that document who was out, where and when, at whatever event was going on. I’ve never been on any of these sites because I’m…well, poor, a nobody, and much prefer the company of long-haired neanderthals such as yourselves, over fake hipster douchebags who wear fedoras and want to talk about how awesome the new Beach House album is.
Anyway, have you ever wondered who the WHO’S WHO of mosh pits were? Yeah, neither have I. But this new site, Compare the Mosh Pit is about as close as you scummy kids are probably going to get to feeling like Tinsley Mortimer.
On CTMP, pictures of mosh pits are pitted against (wocka wocka) one another and can obtain status as the “Most Hardcore of All Time.” …….. yeah. Incase such prestige doesn’t impress you, the site also provides information and tips on How To Survive a Mosh Pit for all the intellects out there. After you’re done reading that, allow me to assure you that losing your virginity is overrated anyway.
Check out the site here. I can’t wait to see who you dudes will be wearing!
-Elise
