DEMI LOVATO IS BREATHING THE FIRE!

A few months ago, you all shat your pants when you found out some “kiddie star” named Demi Lovato name-dropped a bunch of metal bands on Jimmy Fallon.  As a tween fan, this simultaneously left me excited and indifferent, because it was like WOW DEMI LIKES METAL!!!! But OHH SHE LIKES DUMB CRAP!!!!! (Abigail Williams, Job For a Cowboy, Maylene & The Sons of Disaster). Gross.  Anyway…it turns out I have a little more in common with this little Latina than I thought.  According to this tweet: she’s down wit da ‘Witch.

While the rest of the metal community moans and groans yet again about “false,” “non-metalers” invading their space, I shall sit here and giggle with delight.  Demi…you are the most metal of tweens, and I salute you.  I wonder how many of her little fans checked out Skeletonwitch’s MySpace after reading that and promptly hid under their covers.

Well since we’re on the topic… Most of you know what a mega tween geek I am (did you guys see my post on Stuff You Will Hate a few weeks ago?), andddd that I’m a huge fan of Disney XD’s newest hit show I’m in the Band (WEEEASEL ROOCK YOU!), allow me to familiarize y’all with some of Demi’s best work.  After all, she likes what you guys like!

Demi’s most notable role: Mitchie Torres, the shy girl who breaks out of her shell on Disney Channel’s original movie: Camp Rock.

Here she is alongside fellow tween scenester (and FTSK’s #1 fan), Selena Gomez in Princess Protection Program.

Demi also stars in her own Disney Channel show: Sonny With a Chance.  It’s basically like a mini-30 Rock.  I’m not a big fan of it, actually…but, ::shrug::

And here’s little Demi singing her heart out to “That’s How You Know” from the movie, Enchanted.  She totally nails it, don’t you think??

And there you have it.  Isn’t she darling?  I’m wondering if Sergeant D now feels conflicted about liking her, since…I hear he’s a pretty big Skeletonwitch haterrr.  It’s cool, I’m sure she probably likes The Millionaires, too.

-Elise