CHRISTIAN METAL MERCH IS WEIRD
If I had to make a list of summer festivals that I’d rather attend over Mayhem Fest, I’d even go as far to include Cornerstone, the annual CHRISTIAN music festival. Because at least I could see cool jams like mewithoutYou, The Chariot, or Living Sacrifice. But as I perused the rest of this year’s lineup, I noticed a crap ton of funny lookin’ tuff dude bands, and decided to check some of them out for a laugh. No surprise that most of these dudes suck, but oh man do they brings the lafffz with their merch. I’m not sure why people will ever think their belief in God or Jeezus makes them so “badass” to the point of them having to plaster creepy phrases across their chest, but…to each his own. Whatever, doesn’t mean I can’t think they’re funny!
The shirt above is a Demon Hunter design. I quite like reading it in a doom vocals voice. Check out some more below:
…yeah. It’s all so….defensive. Any merch out there that you guy think is bizarre/funny?
-Elise
