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Julia

Scorpio, 22

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LIKES: Lamb of God, margaritas, beardos, reality TV crap, & sour gummy bears. See also: UVTV.

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Elise

Leo, 24


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LIKES: Mike Patton, ice cream, cheeseburgers, Ricky Nelson, tweenz & The Shaggs.

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LIKES: Booze, all things offensive, Mastodon, metal concerts, talking to idiots, and shopping.

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OMGAAAH THERE IS A BAND CALLED SHADOWS FAIL????

Anyone who knows me knows I love to bust on Shadows Fall.  I just think they suck…and I always have.  I remember first hearing them back in high school, and even my wittle ears back THEN knew that they sucked.  But alas…they’re popular…they make money….“THEY SELL!!” as any PR/manager type will tell you.  Yeah, yeah…. I still love to hate them.

Anyway, as the phrase Shadows FAIL quickly becomes a staple of my everyday vocabulary…I discovered something.  The name has (sort of) already been taken.  Behold: Norway’s own Where Shadows Fail.

There’s not much else to say besides, well…they suck too, and no one will ever be able to listen to or read about them without thinking of (duh) Shadows Fall.  I never realized someone could shadFAIL harder than shadFAIL, but…there it is.  Way to go, dudes.

What band(s) do YOU love to hate??

-Elise

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