I HATE JASMIN ST. CLAIRE

UGH. Seriously, gag me.

Some moron apparently told Jasmin St. Claire that she was famous enough to write (note: I’m using the work “write” loosely here, who knows if she can ever read) a memoir of her life. For what it’s worth, at least it’s appropriately titled:

What the Hell Was I Thinking?!! Confessions Of The World’s Most Controversial Sex Symbol

That’s a great question indeed Jasmin, er Rhea or whatever the hell your name is. First of all there are far better examples of controversial sex symbols than you (does Marilyn Monroe ring a bell?). Second, just stick with the porn and wrestling. It’s pretty out of character for me to outright slam someone on the site, I try my best to be open and accepting of all sorts of people and things (after all, I’ve never met a completely normal metalhead) but I just think she’s a disgrace to the community and a poor representation of what metal stands for; especially women. Ladies, I don’t know about you but I don’t want some porn star known for her gang bang scenes acting like she knows more about metal than Lemmy himself.

Enough. I’m sure you catch my drift.

-Julia