THE AMERICAN IDOL TOP 12’S PAPAS WERE NOT ROLLING STONES

I think some of you are going to be really proud of me when I say this: AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS THIS SEASON! Seriously. I’m usually so into it despite its utter cheesyness, but this season BLOWWWWZ. At this point in the game, I usually have people I love and people I hate, but not this time. Everyone is either really bad or just ehh. On top of that, Ellen DeGeneres is doing a pretty bad job as judge, and Kara DioGuardi needs to shut up and let Simon talk more.

That said, I’m still a girl who loves a theme, so I’m probably going to keep tuning in to see what songs they’re going to tackle each week. Last night the top 12 conquered The Rolling Stones catalog. The show as a whole wasn’t a total train wreck, but I did sorta dry heave a little during this performance of “Paint it Black.” (Song starts just past the 1 min mark.) Oddly enough, the judges seemed to like it. Please tell me I’m not crazy. This is bad, right? Make it stop :( .

-Elise